Top 31 amazing 60th birthday quotes

60th birthday quotes

60th birthday quotes

1.
Now that I’m 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, “I don’t know who you are, stranger, but I’m gonna shave you anyway.”- Milton Friedman

 

2.
May you live all the days of your life. – Jonathan Swift

 

3.
Looking fifty is great… if you're sixty. – Joan Rivers

 

4.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. – Ellen Glasgow

 

5.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. – Cora Harvey Armstrong

 

6.
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. – George Carlin

 

7.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. – Euripides

 

8.
I’m pushing sixty. That’s enough exercise for me.- Mark Twain

 

9.
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. – Bernard M. Baruch

 

10.
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young. – Herbert Beerbohm Tree

 

11.
I wanted to show I had balls at age 60. – Sylvester Stallone

 

12.
I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.- Woody Allen

 

13.
How can they say my life isn't a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?- Logan Pearsall Smith

 

14.
Grow old along with me!The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. – Robert Browning

 

15.
From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye. – William Butler Yeats

 

16.
Forget the block, when you’re sixty, you’ve been around the entire neighborhood a few times. – Dane Peddigrew

 

17.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn

 

18.
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. – Leo Rosenberg

 

19.
By the time you reach 60, lots of body parts are larger than they used to be. Especially your tattoos. – Greg Tamblyn

 

20.
At his wife’s 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met with 100 

donors, not campaign donors, heart donors. – Jay Leno

 

21.
At 60, your hair becomes a cosmic joke. It moves from your head to your ears and your nose. And you can’t see it without one of those giant funhouse 

mirrors.- Greg Tamblyn

 

22.
At 60, two of the most important things in life are bowel movements and nose hair. – Greg Tamblyn

 

23.
At 60, “walking the dog” actually means walking the dog.- Greg Tamblyn

 

24.
At 60, “chasing girls” refers almost exclusively to granddaughters. – Greg Tamblyn

 

25.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. – Jack Benny

 

26.
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese. – Helen Hayes

 

27.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. – Tom Stoppard

 

28.
After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head. – Washington Irving

 

29.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating – Arnold Bennet

 

30.
60th birthday thrills: more pills, more chills, and more bills – Greg Tamblyn

 

31.
60: If age is only in the mind, someone should tell that to my bones.- Melanie White
  
 
 
 

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