Top 26 50th birthday quotes

50th birthday quotes

50th birthday quotes

1.
50 is just 32 years of experience added up with 18 top score on awesomeness! – Unknown


2.
50 years: here’s a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren’t doing what you love, then what’s the point? – Jim Carrey


3.
After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty. – E.W. House


4.
Age is not important unless you're a cheese.- Helen Hayes


5.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. – George Harrison


6.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln


7.
At 21 you’re finally free to slam down the throttle and see how fast you can go. At 30 you realize, hey, this thing has a brake pedal too. By 40, that brake pedal is showing some serious wear. At 50, let’s face it, you need a brake job.- Greg Tamblyn


8.
At 50, I think it’d be a lot easier to relax if I didn’t have to work another 15 years.- Melanie White


9.
By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves. – Marie Dressler


10.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.- Joey Adams


11.
Dogs are aged 7 in humans counting.  Then, you are only 7. 1 years old in the dog world. So don’t freak out! – Unknown


12.
Don’t call them age spots; they’re big freckles.- Melanie White


13.
Fifty and time to face the facial truth. You’ve got wrinkle cream defeated.- Melanie White


14.
Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys.- Melanie White


15.
Fifty is not just a number. It is now Shades of Grey! – Unknown


16.
Fifty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world – explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges – straight after your afternoon nap. – Unknown


17.
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. – Victor Hugo


18.
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on she needs good cash. – Sophie Tucker


19.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. – Kin Hubbard


20.
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. – Unknown


21.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.- Bill Cosby


22.
Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday. – Unknown


23.
Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to.- Melanie White


24.
Happy 50th Birthday and by now you'll know: There is still no cure for the common birthday and you'll also be aware that reaching another birthday is much better than the alternative. – Unknown


25.
I do think I feel it but you don't think you are cause at a certain time you are no age but you don't think you are anything. You feel the life you have lived. I feel that. It's been a long fifty years. – Bob Geldof


26.
I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, “Dad, I just can’t run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read.”- Bill Cosby

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