funny birthday quotes

funny birthday quotes

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
– Robert Frost

With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck

 

 

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