funny birthday quotes

funny birthday quotes

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“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” — Lucille Ball

“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.” — T.S. Eliot

“Time and Tide wait for no man,but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.” — Robert Frost

“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.” — Frank Sinatra

“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.” — John Glenn

“We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.” — Author Unknown

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