funny birthday quotes

funny birthday quotes

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“Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.” — Author Unknown

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” — Author Unknown

“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” — Kitty Collins

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” — Norman Wisdom

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.” — Mark Twain

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” — Mark Twain

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