funny birthday quotes

funny birthday quotes

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If I’d known I was going to live this long (100 years),
I’d have taken better care of myself.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.

Age is a high price to p

ay for maturity.

Inside every older person is a younger person –
wondering what the hell happened?

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

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