funny birthday quotes

funny birthday quotes

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“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.'” — Steven Wright

“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.” — Gracie Allen

“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” — Eubie Blake

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.” — Author Unknown

“First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.” — George Burns

“At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage” — John Andrew

“Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.” — Martin Buxbaum

“Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” — Pope XXIII

 

 

 

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