funny birthday quotes

funny birthday quotes

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“A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.” — Muhammad Ali

“Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.” — Mary Schmich

“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” — Arthur Schopenhauer

“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.” — Stephen Wright

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” — Robert Frost

“The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.” — Oscar Wilde

“It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.” — Abigail Buren

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.” — Sam Ewing

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