Best 31 50th birthday quotes compilation

50th birthday quotes

50th birthday quotes

1.
I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin.- Melanie White


2.
Life is better when you’re 50. You worry less and less everyday. – Unknown


3.
Looking fifty is great–if you're sixty. – Joan Rivers


4.
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier. – Dan Bennett


5.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Unknown


6.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Unknown


7.
My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair.- Melanie White


8.
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.  -Coco Chanel


9.
Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.- Franklin Pierce Adams


10.
Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section- Melanie White


11.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. – Jean Paul Richter


12.
She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. – Anita Brookner


13.
The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. – Cindy Crawford


14.
The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty!  – Elizabeth Cady Stanton


15.
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life." – Muhammad Ali


16.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.- Dave Barry


17.
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. – T.S. 

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18.
There are numerous advantages in being fifty, just ask any eighty year old! – Unknown


19.
There is a direct relationship between age and the amount of noise you make when getting up….If you sit too long, everything solidifies.- Janet Periat


20.
There’s nothing stressful about turning 50 – except people reminding you about it.- Melanie White


21.
Turning 50 is like gardening. You weed out unnecessary things and nourish your body everyday. – Unknown


22.
Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with the details of your first colonoscopy.- Greg Tamblyn


23.
Vintage becomes rare. So does turning 50 with grace. – Unknown


24.
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.- Will Rogers


25.
When you’re 50 and wake up without any aches and pains, you know it’s going to be a good day.- Melanie White


26.
When you’re 50, every time you look in the mirror you think it must be April Fools Day.- Melanie White


27.
Wine is best when aged with time. Turning 50 is like turning wine. One becomes sour! – Unknown


28.
You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it. – Henry Ford


29.
You’re not fifty – you’re five perfect 10s! – Unknown


30.
You're never too old to become younger.- Mae West


31.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.- Bill Vaughan

 

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